Things what I have done over my two-week long Easter break:
Learned two German picture sequences.
Got a job.
Gone on a little adventure with Lover Boy.
Chopped off the mane.
Plotted deadly plots.
Had many a nightmare.
I am bored. Terribly bored. The kind of bored where nothing is entertaining enough. Tried to learn more German. But got bored of that too.
I have a tenner. Do I go out and slurp down two pints very quickly or do I keep the tenner and become a tenner closer to those sexy specs that I’m currently coveting? (I do love alliteration.)
Families are a pain. Visiting relatives are infuriating. Nephews are gorgeous but I may as well be invisible. And my Baby Jack didn’t remember me.
I put on make-up for this?